Posts Tagged ‘sexy food’

That’s why they LOVE lasagna!

Did you know that men don’t have cellulite? Well I should really say that they hardly have any visible cellulite, but they got it lol. Around 85% of women have some cellulite on their abs, ass, thighs or upper arms… I can’t remember the last time I saw a man with visible cellulite… I don’t think I’ve even seen a man with cellulite…
If you’re not sure what cellulite is exactly, or how it works, here’s a simple way of looking at it.
back then “thicker than a snicker” was the ONLY business!!

Think of your bum as lasagna; the bottom layer is muscle, then comes fat, connective tissue, and finally skin. We (women) have more fat, less connective tissue, and thinner skin than men; making the fat more visible. Men have more connective tissue and thicker skin, making it almost impossible to see… Lucky for us men LOVE lasagna!
If you didn’t like my lasagna example (how could you not), then maybe you’ll understand something a lilttle more “scientific”… *snore* lol. Cellulite occurs when the fat cells under the skin change shape.
Often people associate cellulite with being overweight, but I’ve seen tonnes of “in-shape” and skinny people with orange peel thighs… just saying. So what causes cellulite? A number of things including smoking, poor blood circulation, hormones, a fatty diet, and for some it’s even hereditary. What fixes it? Change of diet, drinking more water, lipo,  but sometimes it just doesn’t go away *sorry*.
So you’re thinking, I’m kind of a cow to be talking about cellulite during the “eat whatever we want” season (Christmas); but I was looking at a certain someone’s body the other day, and I realized that I have NEVER seen even a tiny patch of cellulite on his body… Gosh they have it all. No period. No childbirth. No visible cellulite… *sigh* lol
Happy Holidays!

Banana Pops

I love to buy bananas when they are yellow, not green. But what happens in the last 2 or 3 days, they always get brown and spotty. 🙁 But fret not my little monkeys, I have found a great way to preserve them into chocolate yumminess. Try your best not to be perverted.

What you need:

  • 3 bananas
  • 6 ice-cream sticks
  • Two 1-1/2 oz. chocolate bars
  • freezer
  • non-perverted mindset
  • 1 tbsp. chopped nuts, crispy rice cereal, granola, or shredded coconut (optional)

1. Peel the bananas and remove any stringy fibers. Cut the bananas in half, widthwise, and push an ice-cream stick through the cut end of each half. Cover them in plastic wrap and freeze for about three hours.

2. Place the chocolate bars in a microwave-proof bowl and cook on high for about 2 minutes, or until the chocolate melts. Check after one minute. Stir in the nuts, cereal, or coconut.

3. Using a butter knife, spread the chocolate mixture over the frozen bananas to coat them completely. Rest the pops on a plate covered with waxed paper and freeze until ready to serve. Makes 6 pops.

Nutrition plays a vital role in love and lovemaking. The quality of our diet has a great deal to do with the quality of our sex. Many nutritious foods can stir libido, revive sexual function and enhance overall health, especially when served up in a sensual way. I read that here.