• New York

    Mystery Guy #13

    On the 7 all the way to Flushing, I saw this lil man. He is definitely mystery guy worthy. He is, afterall, only 3 years old. He is sagging his jeans low and his diapers are showing. How adorable. What kinda man are you going to grow up to be? By the year 2020, you will be only 12 years old. Wow.
    Only time will tell.

  • New York

    Mystery Guy #10

    Guys with backpacks have a soft spot in every girl’s heart. There is a vulnerability that is so cute and reminiscent of your playground love or your high school crush. It is cute the way the Hush Puppy Bassett Hound is.  It is a weird sexy, youthful allure that cannot really be described.  You know there are Wall St guys and then there are guys with backpacks. There is a time and place for both, you feel me?

    Hey Mystery guy on the C train – there is definitely something about you. Are you an Arabian prince?  At first, I definitely thought you might be the ‘same guy’ and I couldn’t stop looking at you throw birds on your iPhone 4. Your ‘rolled outta bed’ head look probably required some exclusive pomade that only you and your hair stylist knows about – or you really just woke up that sexy. I like your nonchalant ways and that you are causally just super hero like. You have super long arms and maybe all the jackets you buy have sleeves too short – maybe if you were a suit guy, you would have custom shirts made with your initials embroidered on the cuffs. How endearing. I like you – Maybe cuz you are tall, maybe cuz you caught my eye – but most probably because i know nothing of you.