Posts Written On April 30, 2018

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According to the omniscient and omnipotent god that is Wikipedia, the definition of a meme involves an idea that acts as a unit for carrying cultural ideas, symbols, or practices that can be transmitted across varying mediums.

Memes are a cultural phenomenon which has forever changed the way society digests and shares information. It’s not an exaggeration to say that our generation is fueled by the latest dank meme that emerges from the depth of social media. And while some people (aka really old people) may find memes unpalatable, Dank Tank thinks memes are the way of the future.

Products: Meme Cookbook, meme bath bomb, meme bible, meme candles

The Lean Méme Cuisine Cookbook

Bring your favorite memes to life with the Lean Méme Cuisine Cookbook!

Brought to you by three professional chefs featured on the Food Network and notable media outlets, Nguyen Tran, Joanne Chung, and Jay Chang crafted every dish with inspirations from the most iconic memes that we all love and enjoy.

This meme cookbook features dishes such as the Idiot Sandwich, Roast Red Bone BBQ Pork, Trump Orange Chicken, and many more delicious recipes that you can make at home.

The book is hardcover and 9 inches by 9 inches

Holy Méme Candle

The smell of your bed sheets when you cry yourself to sleep at night

8 oz candles with 100% soy wax that captures the scent of the sweet memory from your childhood.

Actual Scent: L’eau De Frésh Cötton

Burn time: 55 hours

Dank Tank Ramen Condom (Shrimp Flavored) 12 ct.

Don’t be silly, protect your noodle with this ramen condom

Made of 100% latex and comes pre-lubricated, this condom is safe to use, but not safe to eat.

This condom is not flavored. Please do not try to eat it.

Each box comes with 12 counts of individually packed condoms

Length: 18 cm

Width: 5.2 cm

Thickness: 0.06 mm

Dank Tank envisions a future where millennials can purchase both avocado toast and also be a homeowner. A future where we can fidget spin and vape without the fear of being ridiculed.

The Dank Tank team is filled with some of the world’s most knowledgeable and masterful memers. Dank Tank spends countless hours studying ever evolving memes in relation to public policy, marketing, and political campaigns.

As a hub for analytical meme research and product design, our products are created with the highest degree of memetics in mind. Dank Tank is the pioneers of the dank universe, and Dank Tank invites you to join.

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