Posts Written On December 2009

Letters from the Sea

Somedays when you are tired of being single, you can join a dating site and get messages like this:


I am looking for someone like you…But then again, so is everyone else.
You seem confident and straightforward — impressive by anyone’s standards.
So why write me back?
There are plenty of folks who are pleasing to the eye, but I am also a down-to-earth person who can have an intelligent conversation.
I’m upbeat, funny, well-educated and sane! Easy going with a smile to match.
I treat people the way I want to be treated–with respect.
On the weekends, I play tennis, ride my bike, go to the beach, catch a movie . . . you know, normal stuff.
I think we’d get along well, and I’d love to hear from you.
Regards, Simon


and


here are a few things about me. i am an out going fun loving kid of a guy i like riding motorcycles and travel, i also like to get a respond from you here is my e-mail in case you deside to write. ftorousian@att.net
best wishes to you.
and happy holidays.


Fred.



and you can realize that you are single by choice.

yep.
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Wii 2

My grandma loves playing Wii! And now that I am home for Christmas, I want to get a Wii 2 of my very own…
Here is my whole family on Wii (:

im the super tanned little one in the middle hehehe
Wii 2 Wii 2 Me too!
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Who You Are Not…

You are not perfect
You are not punctual
You dont keep your promises
You are not the tallest
You are not the thinnest
You are not the best looking
You dont really like my dog
You have not promised me anything

but…

You understand me
You inspire me
You never apologize for who you are
You make me curious and wonder who I can be

Thank you for being wonderful and exactly who you are not.
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That’s why they LOVE lasagna!

Did you know that men don’t have cellulite? Well I should really say that they hardly have any visible cellulite, but they got it lol. Around 85% of women have some cellulite on their abs, ass, thighs or upper arms… I can’t remember the last time I saw a man with visible cellulite… I don’t think I’ve even seen a man with cellulite…
If you’re not sure what cellulite is exactly, or how it works, here’s a simple way of looking at it.
back then “thicker than a snicker” was the ONLY business!!

Think of your bum as lasagna; the bottom layer is muscle, then comes fat, connective tissue, and finally skin. We (women) have more fat, less connective tissue, and thinner skin than men; making the fat more visible. Men have more connective tissue and thicker skin, making it almost impossible to see… Lucky for us men LOVE lasagna!
If you didn’t like my lasagna example (how could you not), then maybe you’ll understand something a lilttle more “scientific”… *snore* lol. Cellulite occurs when the fat cells under the skin change shape.
Often people associate cellulite with being overweight, but I’ve seen tonnes of “in-shape” and skinny people with orange peel thighs… just saying. So what causes cellulite? A number of things including smoking, poor blood circulation, hormones, a fatty diet, and for some it’s even hereditary. What fixes it? Change of diet, drinking more water, lipo,  but sometimes it just doesn’t go away *sorry*.
So you’re thinking, I’m kind of a cow to be talking about cellulite during the “eat whatever we want” season (Christmas); but I was looking at a certain someone’s body the other day, and I realized that I have NEVER seen even a tiny patch of cellulite on his body… Gosh they have it all. No period. No childbirth. No visible cellulite… *sigh* lol
♥B♥
Happy Holidays!
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Oh Miss Jones…


I thought I liked Betty Draper, then I January Jones came along… yeah I know… I like to think of her as two people… mmm mmm mmm lol
Leighton Meester I was crushing on, but January Jones, is a definite MightWife!
pow pow!
Those Desperate Housewives ain’t got nothin on Betty Draperrrrrrr!
*muah*
♥♥B♥♥
I think she’d be quite the christmas present… No calories, guilt free, and she’s HOT!
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