Smarter Sex
I don’t know if these are real… But whatever, I thought this was pretty interesting:)
As it is Hump Day I feel it’s only right that I share this with you.
Ladies &; Gentlemen, Boys & Girls, Boys & Boys… We’ve all heard the phrase, “Wrap it up, before you Smack it up” so I give you the iCondom.
First we have…
The iMemory: They say they used state of the art technology, to develop a latex that remembers your penis at it’s maximum size
Get a guided tour of these “super” condoms here!
The iLight??? lol. This condom GLOWS in the dark, and I mean GLOWS! Like there’s a flashlight in the room! (watch the video) So maybe it’s cool that it glows in the dark and all, but I have to ask why anyone would want their penis to glow in the dark? I mean sure maybe if you’re going camping, but if you still don’t know where to put what when it’s dark you got a PROBLEM... and ladies when it’s Go Time, will a glow in the dark penis turn you on more, than one that’s not glow in the dark…?
This one the men will love! The iFood: Made for oral sex, fellatio, brains, head, whatever you wanna call it. What sets this condom apart from the other brands is quite phenomenal; During orgasm, the sperm reacts with the latex, producing one of the following: Fresh California Strawberry, Diet Cola, “and especially for that morning sex, Porridge” *don’t know bout that one*
Disclaimer: if anyone ever tries these or has tried these please share your experience, no need for graphics lol, simply let us know if it’s yay or nay.
I know there’s a lot of men/boys out there that are shifting in their seats at the thought of having to wear a rubber.. even some women/girls.But understand that YOU HAVE TO. Life is so precious.
Happy Hump Day *wink wink*
*kisses*
Bella
