Posts Written On August 22, 2009

She Wolf

I woke up this morning and saw this Tweet
adgomez: Omg…watching shakira’s new video, her body is sick!!! She has to do yoga, pilaties and extra shit! 8 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

If you are wondering where Shakira has been lately, shes been training to be a contortionist… Maybe. She is a pretty girl with some great dance moves and an incredible voice. But like her previous songs, the lyrics dont make sense and hopefully people are so mesmerized with her hips that we won’t notice. I did.
Yes obviously sex sells but it’s getting boring when it’s so obvious. I think there has to be something else. Something more. Check out the Balmain Mode Femmes and the one legged leotard!

Her new album cover

It’s a combination of Beyonce Single Ladies + Britney Toxic. I dunno I think it’s weird.

Do you like it? See the video HERE

Shakira’s not the first to rock one-legged leotards… David Bowie was. OMG nasty.



How much do I love this! OMG

  • 32 ounces vodka
  • 16 ounces chocolate liqueur
  • 1 64-ounce pitcher
  • 1 sleeve of graham crackers or more if needed
  • 1 jar marshmallow creme (Marshmallow Fluff)
  • 16 martini glasses (disposable versions available at party stores)
  • 1 bag wooden skewers
  • 1 bag miniature marshmallows

Pour vodka and chocolate liqueur into pitcher and stir. Refrigerate for at least several hours until the mixture is very cold. Crush a graham cracker in a plastic bag, then pour the crumbs into a small bowl. When no one’s looking, dip a finger into the jar of marshmallow creme, then run it around the rims of your martini glasses to lightly coat. Next, dip each glass into the bowl of graham cracker crumbs and shake the bowl gently to cover the marshmallow creme with crumbs. (You can do this the night before the party and stick the prepared glasses in the freezer if you like.) If you have a grill going (or even better, a firepit or chimenea), offer each guest a wooden skewer and three mini marshmallows to toast over the flame (put the grill on high for the best browning).

My favorite place ever to get $5 martinis in Toronto is Eat My Martini at 648 College & Grace.

LMAO!! Wait is that even funny??

Would we still call them The Simpsons?

Meet the Angolan Simpsons guys!! I saw this and couldn’t stop laughing! and then I kinda got offended lol. Africa’s digital satellite TV service recently announced that it now offers The Simpsons on channel Bue in Angola. So an ad agency decided it’d be fun to re-culturize America’s most famous TV family and made them AFRICAN! There’s been positive and negative responses to this. I don’t mind it but I do have to ask if they think that’s the only way “Africans” will understand The Simpsons? Or are they simply just trying to make it something that “Africans” can relate to? I don’t know how I feel about this one guys… What do you think?