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Socks or NO Socks?
Ladies, some of y’all got some crazy bedroom rules! lol
I was having a conversation with a couple gentlemen the other day. One of them, we’ll call him (P) says to me, “Bella, lemme ask you a question, because I need to understand this from a woman’s point of view.” I knew this would be interesting so of course, I told him to ask away.He proceeded to tell me about an experience he had with a woman, who wouldn’t have sex with him, until he took his socks off. Yes, she paused the “goings on” to ask him to take his socks off. As this was something he’d never encountered before, he was wondering if this was something that we women were “doing” nowadays or if it is was some kinda of unwritten female “rule”. Um NO.
I told him the next time that happens, he needs to ask her, “Dick or socks off?” she can pick which one she wants more. lol. Now if his socks are nasty and smelly that’s a totally different situation, and shame on you (any man) for tryna get your groove on with crusty socks on but I digress. He says his socks were clean, and the only reason he wanted to keep them on was because he was cold. But she wouldn’t get down and dirty if he kept his socks on. What could his socks possibly do to you girl?????
Are your REALLY thinking about socks when it’s time to get down with the get down??? Then that’s a problem. Either mister man over there isn’t pressing the right buttons, or… I don’t know man, if he’s pressing all the right buttons, and you’re complaining about socks, you don’t deserve the potential dope d*ck game he might lay on your ass!
And if his socks are really bothering you, and he doesn’t wanna take them off, then you need to get that bedroom HOT AND STEAMY that way he won’t be able to keep them on! dig?
Happy Hump Day!
♥Bella♥
Any “SOCKS OFF” ladies out there? If so, please help us understand 🙂 - Uncategorized
At the table #1: Drinking from Venus…
How many of you have heard stories about exhilarating sexual adventures, while sharing a meal with friends (even strangers)? There’s just something about good food, and great wine, well alcohol , that gets people’s juices flowing so to speak; revealing wild coital tales, and even wilder non-coital sex tales! I love it!
Disclaimer: It’s important to celebrate and embrace sexuality, I’m not afraid to talk about sex, so if you’re one to block your ears when the dirty talkin starts, I suggest scrolling down to the next article, however you might miss out on some interesting table talk…(no youngin’s either lol)…grown people talkin J It’s all love ♥
Hump Day Word of The Day: Wakamezake also called wakame sake and seaweed sake.By definition, “A sexual act involving drinking alcohol from a woman’s body. The woman closes her legs tight enough that the triangle between the thighs and Mound of Venus form a cup, and then pours sake down her chest into this triangle. Her partner then drinks the sake from there. The name comes from the idea that the woman’s pubic hair in the sake resembles soft seaweed (wakame) floating in the sea.” aaaawwwww JAnd they said it was bad to play with your food… Simple ingredients to give him a refreshing, delicious and intoxicating experience!Drinks up! - Uncategorized
Some FACTS about the "boys" *wink wink*
I meant to share this with you guys yesterday, as part of my Hump day Special, but I’ve been working like CRAZY, so because I heart you all, here it is!
ps: I’ll be doing a series of these for men, women, and even animals; so I don’t want the fellas to think I’m going in on them… it’s just a lil friendly fun…
The smallest erect penis on record was just 1cm long
Sooo ladies, do we still think good things come in small packages?
Three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough to fellate (blow) themselves to orgasm..
Has anyone ever done this? Of course, what am I saying… humans are curious lil creatures 🙂 I actually have a pic, but damn, some of y’all are at work! lol
Among primates, man has the largest and thickest penis
mmm not sure if I should even pose a question lol. Next!
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60% To the other 39% PUHLEASE!
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11. sounds like a long day… pun intended. I must say you’re all very skilled at hiding them… if you do hide them of course. How does one hide 11 erections???
Average # of erections during the night: 9. sounds like a GREAT night to me!
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%. I ain’t mad at ya! I’ve never understood why people are ashamed of masturbation… we’re so keen on self-help, so I think sometimes a lil touch goes a long long way… that is all.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie… I love lavender, HATE licorice, ADORE chocolate, won’t dare eat donuts… hmm no wonder you guys LOVE pumpkin pie lol
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 minutes to 2 weeks. 2 weeks? For real? Somebody educate me on this one. For real. Does this mean you don’t get horny for 2 weeks or you don’t get har.. erect for 2 weeks?
So guys, have any of you experienced pain, headaches, or even sneezing after cu.. I mean ejaculation? Well some studies have found that increased activity in the brain during orgasm is responsible for this discomfort, and that a possible explanation for the sneezing is because the center for orgasms in the brain, is close to the centers that are responsible for yawning and sneezing.
Happy New Year guys!*big red kisses!*
♥Bella♥ - Uncategorized
The "new" Marky Mark!
Back when I was little girl (6), I used to sit in my aunt’s (17 at the time) room and just stare at her HUGE Marky Mark poster. Don’t ask me why; all I know is after I got bored of playing with my Barbies, I’d find my way to my aunt’s room and just stare…Now that I’m older, I have a better understanding of why I got that “warm fuzzy feeling” every time I looked at that poster…
At the time I had no idea how successful this ad was or the wonders it did for CK underwear sales; but it makes perfect sense that CK would do a remake, and give us another “Marky Mark” for the new year!
Twilight cutie Kellan Lutz recently signed a contract with Calvin Klein underwear, to be “the new Marky Mark.” A CK insider says they plan to make the ads very similar to the previous ones… I guess their hoping it’ll get them the same attention… ahem sales. I think he has the body down pat, but he doesn’t have that adorable smile that Mark Walhberg had… but I guess we’ll just have to see.I don’t know ladies, do you think he can pull it off? I mean what are we gonna call him? Kelly Kellan? argh!
Happy Hump Day!
♥B♥
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On to the next one…
According to one of my customers, a lot of people break up during the Christmas season; in a time when everybody is celebrating and coming together, that’s pretty effing sad. But what she said got me thinking about something I heard two older girls (early 20s, I was 15 at the time) talking about about… well one was venting about her recent break up and the other was offering her “expert” single girl advice…LOL.
She said, “Girl, the best way to get over one man, is to get a new one.”
According to the Urban Dictionary, rebounding is defined as: Going from one relationship to the next right away to avoid the pain of a breakup. The kind of relationship that’s simply happening in order to get over one that recently ended.As a child I never understood why one week Tommy liked Sarah, but Sarah thought Tommy had boy cooties, so the next week he was holding hands with Tracey during recess… the week after it was Ashley lol.As I got older, I realized that this was how people were handling their relationships or lack of relationships… everyone, both male and female seemed to have this mindset. When my brother broke up with his girlfriend, his friends took him out to find him “a new friend”… lol.So do I agree with rebounding? Sure, to a certain extent. But I believe there’s a RIGHT and WRONG way to rebound. Men and I’ve even heard women say that women are the worst when it comes to rebounding… and that’s apparently because of our inability to have and maintain no-strings relationships bla bla bla… I definitely DO NOT agree with this one. I think women are too used to being told what their thinking or are capable of. It’s true that we live in a “man’s world”, and that there are sooo many male-worshipping females out there *come back to us!*, but I don’t believe that every single woman out there can’t have a fun, no-strings rendez-vous! The way I see it there are 3 kinds of men… okay okay and women.The one’s you love and would consider spending the rest or some of your life with.The ones you f**k.And of course the friends.If you’re going to rebound, might I suggest picking from the “the one’s you f**k” category, versus the one’s you love or friends category. I mean it’s not rocket science. Now just because you pick from the “the one’s you f**k” category, doesn’t make you some master rebounder lol. You really shouldn’t even be striving for that…From my experience, after the end of a relationship, the LAST thing I want is a man… if anything I start my wifey hunt lol. But for some people, the rebound system works. If you fall in that category, I’d suggest clearing out the emotional baggage first, then picking a man from the appropriate category, and rebound away! lolSo how do you guys feel about rebounding? And do you really think everybody breaks up during the holiday season?make love not war…♥B♥ - Uncategorized
Are You Kidding Me???? *sorry nsfw* or anywhere!!
I guess I can see how this is funny…??? I HOPE this isn’t a real commercial! I’ve always hated the pad/tampon, erectile dysfunction commercials on TV, but this one tops all of them! lol
People have these issues, I think it’s kinda f’d up to be putting them on blast on TV, never mind mocking them… What “grinds my gears” (family guy) lol, is that they only ever show sh*t like this for women, not for men. Like men don’t stink…PUHLEASE; anyone that’s had the misfortune of being stuck in a car with her brother and his friends after a basketball game knows what I’m talkin about lol!
This gets my foolywangery stamp of disapproval!
♥Bella♥on a happier note… Happy Hump Day!
