Posts Written On April 2018

These sad candles let you burn your deepest and worst memories

According to the omniscient and omnipotent god that is Wikipedia, the definition of a meme involves an idea that acts as a unit for carrying cultural ideas, symbols, or practices that can be transmitted across varying mediums.

Memes are a cultural phenomenon which has forever changed the way society digests and shares information. It’s not an exaggeration to say that our generation is fueled by the latest dank meme that emerges from the depth of social media. And while some people (aka really old people) may find memes unpalatable, Dank Tank thinks memes are the way of the future.

Products: Meme Cookbook, meme bath bomb, meme bible, meme candles

The Lean Méme Cuisine Cookbook

Bring your favorite memes to life with the Lean Méme Cuisine Cookbook!

Brought to you by three professional chefs featured on the Food Network and notable media outlets, Nguyen Tran, Joanne Chung, and Jay Chang crafted every dish with inspirations from the most iconic memes that we all love and enjoy.

This meme cookbook features dishes such as the Idiot Sandwich, Roast Red Bone BBQ Pork, Trump Orange Chicken, and many more delicious recipes that you can make at home.

The book is hardcover and 9 inches by 9 inches

Holy Méme Candle

The smell of your bed sheets when you cry yourself to sleep at night

8 oz candles with 100% soy wax that captures the scent of the sweet memory from your childhood.

Actual Scent: L’eau De Frésh Cötton

Burn time: 55 hours

Dank Tank Ramen Condom (Shrimp Flavored) 12 ct.

Don’t be silly, protect your noodle with this ramen condom

Made of 100% latex and comes pre-lubricated, this condom is safe to use, but not safe to eat.

This condom is not flavored. Please do not try to eat it.

Each box comes with 12 counts of individually packed condoms

Length: 18 cm

Width: 5.2 cm

Thickness: 0.06 mm

Dank Tank envisions a future where millennials can purchase both avocado toast and also be a homeowner. A future where we can fidget spin and vape without the fear of being ridiculed.

The Dank Tank team is filled with some of the world’s most knowledgeable and masterful memers. Dank Tank spends countless hours studying ever evolving memes in relation to public policy, marketing, and political campaigns.

As a hub for analytical meme research and product design, our products are created with the highest degree of memetics in mind. Dank Tank is the pioneers of the dank universe, and Dank Tank invites you to join.

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THE MAKEUP SHOW NYC — – THE LARGEST PRO MAKEUP EVENT IN THE US

The Makeup Show NYC makes its hometown return as the beauty industries largest pro event in the United States on May 6 th and 7 th . This year will feature the best in FX, fantasy, beauty, body paint, bridal, fashion, avant garde, air brush, and more! Attendees will learn how to build a better makeup kit, gain new tips for their career, meet makeup legends, shop pro-only rates at top beauty brands, and experience an event that brings artists from all over the world together.

A few of the highlights include:

Exclusive Beauty Brands: Attendees can shop pro-only prices from top beauty brands, including: Pat McGrath Labs, Marc Jacobs Beauty, Hourglass Cosmetics, Stila Cosmetics, NUDESTIX, Purlisse Beauty, Urban Decay Cosmetics, Guerlain, Malin + Goetz, Covergirl Cosmetics, and MORE! Including sponsors: Diamond Sponsor MAKE UP FOR EVER, Platinum Sponsor Crown Brush, Silver Sponsors KISS, Temptu, and Frends Beauty, Supporting Sponsors Smashbox, Alcone, INGLOT, and MustaeV and Contributing Sponsors Glamcor and Pinnacle Cosmetics.

Art Gallery: The Makeup Show will debut “Shades of Beauty” an art gallery where Danessa Myricks and Moshoodat Sanni — two of today’s most exciting and original voices — explore the relationship between makeup art and making art. Over 20 pieces will be on display!

Keynotes: A must for attendees, The Keynote & Business Forum is perfect for attendees to learn tips, tricks and techniques for career advancement. Some of
the industry greats will be highlighting a range of topics such as innovation, color and making your mark in this competitive industry.

  • Bobbi Brown, Making Your Mark: Bobbi will share stories and experiences from her iconic career and inspire to find authenticity in our own artistry to make our own mark.
  • Miss Fame, Beauty Mark: Making an Impact on Artistry: Join Miss Fame (Kurtis Dam-Mikkelsen) as he shares the story of what led him into the world of modeling and makeup. He will demonstrate his impeccable skills and secrets that go into his internationally recognized makeup applications. Watch as this master performs hiswork and witness the art of transformation.
  • Timothy Hung, Artistry in Action: Timothy will showcase the visual components of color, form, line, shape, texture and value to take you from fundamentals to the fantastical. Watch and experience how an artist can use color and texture to elevate an application and showcase how two- dimensional ideas are adapted to three dimensional in an application.
  • Hung Vanngo, Signature Style: Hung talks about his career and shares some thoughts on what you can do in your own career to make your mark. He will show you an application and bring you through the decision-making and product selection process.
  • Moshoodat Sanni, Beyond Beauty: Moshoodat will share her story, her unique style, and her ability to use her influence to characterize her artistic talent to inspire artists to go beyond just being ordinary. She will talk about finding your muse, and discuss the importance of diversity and inclusivity in the industry.
  • Roshar, Artistry and Innovation: Roshar will share his story, tell his secrets and show attendees one of his unforgettable makeups he has become known for.
  • Jordan Liberty, Image and Influence: Jordan will discuss the importance of social media, share his advice on creating and capturing unforgettable images, and offer advice for those looking to take their career to the next level.
  • An Artist Conversation with James Vincent, Kevin James Bennett, Jon Henessey, Sarah Lucero, Nicky Posley, and Kerri Blair: Join the panel of industry insiders as they discuss the effect of social media and the different options available to artist’s and offer opinion and advice on everything from rates, bookings, creating beauty, having a career with integrity and the important relationship between art and influence.

The Beauty Brunch: Attendees will have the opportunity to sip champagne, mingle and network with their fellow industry peers and industry insiders and celebrate the beauty business with brands, press and artists. On top of that, they will also get to take home a gift bag full of the pro community’s favorite products. The Beauty Brunch will be held Saturday, May 5th, 2018 from 1:30 PM – 3:30 PM.

Career Fair: Looking for a career in beauty? Guests will get face-to- face interviews and career tips from experts, plus the opportunity to learn what potential employers are looking for in portfolios and resumes and to network with industry executives, decision makers and experts. The Career Fair will be held Monday, May 7th from 4:30 PM – 6:00 PM.

Beauty Tour NYC: Finish off the weekend with no one other than James Vincent, The Makeup Show’s Director of Artistry and Education! On Tuesday, May 8th, 1:30 PM – 6:00 PM he will take attendees through a champagne fueled ride around Manhattan and make stops along the way at all of his favorite makeup haunts! Enjoy his first-hand knowledge and information on the ride and have an opportunity to visit, shop, meet the pros behind the brand, and leave with a goodie bag of some of James’ favorites.

The Makeup Show NYC is held on Sunday, May 6, 2018 from 9am to 6pm and on Monday, May 7, 2018 from 9am to 5pm at Metropolitan Pavilion, 125 W. 18 th Street, NYC.

For a complete schedule of Keynote Speakers as well as a list of participating brands, schedule of events and prices, please visit www.themakeupshow.com.

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Potty Training Through Play

Little ones are like sponges – they see someone do something, then try to imitate it. That’s the premise behind the Potty Duck, the inventive newpotty training tool for bath time. The Potty Duck Potty Training Toy is a squirting rubber duck with a flushing toy toilet that’s more than just a bath toy. Kids squeeze the duck to make it pee, then flush the toilet. This unique potty training tool takes advantage of the fact kids learn by imitation and through play. It can be used before kids are ready to startpotty training to get them thinking about it.

  • Good for boys and girls
  • Use before and during potty training
  • Comes with potty training tips
  • Suction cups can attach the Potty Duck inside a sink or tub
  • BPA and phthalate-free

-Play with Potty Duck at bathtime

-Teach your child how to make the duck pee and flush the toilet

-Use the toy to talk about pee, toilet, flush, go potty

-Cont to play with Potty Duck in the bath

-Encourage pretend play with Potty Duck outside the bath

-When your child sits on the potty, have Potty Duck sitting nearby

What parents are saying:

“My son and daughter love playing with the Potty Duck in and out of the tub. It is an excellent way to incorporate potty training with an activity that my children already enjoy so much!”
– Alejandro, Father of a 2 and 4-year-old

“Our daughter started playing with the Potty Duck when she was 18 months old. Before she turned two she was asking to use the potty all on her own. The Potty Duck was a fun way for her to gain interest in toilet training all on her own.”
– Maria Z, Racine, Wisconsin

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International musical hit PIAF! THE SHOW starring Anne Carrere at FIAF

“Anne Carrere can miraculously capture Piaf’s soul and ably revive her spirit…”

—The New York Times

“Anne Carrere’s voice soars!”

—The Guardian

Following its sold-out one-night-only performance at Carnegie Hall last year, the French Institute Alliance Française (FIAF), New York’s premiere French cultural center, joined forces with Gil Marsalla and Directo Productions to present PIAF! THE SHOW from April 18th to 20th at FIAF’s Florence Gould Hall.

Inspired by the Oscar-winning movie La Vie en RosePIAF! THE SHOW is a musical celebration of the life and music of the legendary French chanteuse. Conceived and directed by the Nice-based theatrical maverick Gil Marsalla, this special concert stars the internationally acclaimed Anne Carrere, a young French performer hailed as “Edith Piaf’s legitimate musical heiress.”

In two 45-minute acts, the show narrates the rags-to-riches story of the Parisian singer’s career through her unforgettable songs, complemented by a visual tapestry of previously unreleased photographs and images of famous locations of the Edith Piaf era.

PIAF! THE SHOW premiered in 2015 as a tribute to “The sparrow of Montmartre” on the centennial of her birthday. With over half a million tickets sold in more than 30 countries and rave reviews worldwide, this is a rare chance to see the show in the New York!

Cast

Singer: Anne Carrere

Piano: Philippe Villa

Accordion: Guy Giuliano

Double Bass: Daniel Fabricant

Percussion: Laurent Sarrien

About Anne Carrere

Anne Carrere made her debut in large-scale musical theatre as the star of PIAF ! THE SHOW. A native of the South of France, she began preparing for a stage career in her early teens, studying voice, acting, and a variety of vocal and dance styles at the renowned art school Salon-de-Provence. She later pursued classical musical training, playing flute and piano. Before seriously pursuing her passion for the traditional French chanson, Anne participated in numerous French talent competitions and TV shows, showcasing her singing and dancing skills in diverse styles including classical, jazz, and Modern Jazz.

About Gil Marsalla

Gil Marsalla (Director and Producer) has been studying music since the age of 14 and had a rewarding career as a musician, music director, conductor, and artistic director. He has been successfully producing musical and theatrical shows and large-scale events for the past 20 years, most recently with his own production company Directo Productions, which he founded in 2001 with the goal of supporting and presenting emerging French artists. Since 2007, he has been touring his productions worldwide and successfully presented his shows to sold-out houses in New York, Los Angeles, Washington, Tokyo, Moscow, and many other international locations on five continents. Among his recent producing credits are Formidable Aznavour (2017), Paris, Le Spectacle (2016), and Piaf Symphonic (2018).

About FIAF

The French Institute Alliance Française (FIAF) is New York’s premiere French cultural and language center. FIAF’s mission is to create and offer New Yorkers innovative and unique programs in education and the arts that explore the evolving diversity and richness of French cultures. FIAF seeks to generate new ideas and promote cross cultural dialogue through partnerships and new platforms of expression. www.fiaf.org

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Healthy Paws Herbals offers an all natural approach to pet care

Healthy Paws Herbals (HPH) is excited to announce its first line of medical strength herbs for pets! Created by licensed herbalist and Doctor of Acupunture & Oriental Medicine Kyle Burton, HPH is a safe, drug free, natural alternative to traditional medicine. 

Utilizing 2,000 year old time tested formulas for dogs, cats, and horses, Burton developed three liquid herbal extracts—Pain Relief, Calming and Allergy + Itch—that are slightly sweet and mix easily into pet food. 

As a herbalist in Los Angeles, Burton has been writing custom formulas for his two legged clients for over a decade. After receiving numerous requests from his patients—and successfully answering a call for help from his brother’s dog suffering from allergies and itching—Burton decided to combine his extensive experience in Chinese medicine with his love for animals. “Having an alternative to traditional medication is something people have been doing for years, why wouldn’t man’s best friend have that option as well?,” says Dr. Kyle Burton, Founder of Healthy Paws Herbals. “So when I began to receive requests from my clients for alternatives for their pets, it felt like a natural next step.”

 

Healthy Paws Herbals

  • Healthy Paws Herbals Pain Relief is a natural Anti-Inflammatory that can be used for pets who suffer from arthritis, knee pain, hip dysplasia, ACL tear or post surgery recovery.  
  • Healthy Paws Herbals Allergy + Itch Relief is a natural allergy and dermatitis relief for pets who suffer from itchy skin, rashes, nasal and eye mucus , eczema, conjunctivitis and environmental allergies. 
  • Healthy Paws Herbals Calming is for pets who suffer from anxiety, compulsive behavior, hyperactivity, seizures and hypertension.

Healthy Paws Herbals ($14.99/1oz, $39/4oz) is available for purchase on healthypawsherbals.com as well as select retailers including: Erewhon, Malibu Grooming, Lassens and LA Urban Fitness Nutrition Center

About Dr. Kyle Burton

Dr. Kyle Burton received his Masters at Emperor’s College of Traditional Chinese Medicine and his Doctorate at Yo San University specializing in Healthy Aging and Longevity.  He opened his private practice in 2006 in West Hollywood, California and now has a location in Downtown L.A. 

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STELLA VALLE NOW AVAILABLE AT MARK AND GRAHAM 

The New Jersey-based jewelry company is proud to announce its newest partnership with Mark and Graham, a Williams-Sonoma, Inc. brand. Starting today, customers can shop the Stella Valle Collection on markandgraham.com. The collection will also debut in Mark & Graham’s Mother’s Day catalog, arriving in homes on April 29, 2018.

The partnership with the personalized gifting brand, Mark and Graham, is another major step on Stella Valle’s march to the top of the charm jewelry industry. Stella Valle differentiates itself from its competitors by revolutionizing “Modern Charm,” moving away from the classic charm jewelry by bringing a more modern, understated look to the market. With a mix of inspirational symbols, initials, birthstones and a variety of shapes, the company’s goal is to empower and encourage women to tell the world who they are and what inspires them

By partnering with Mark and Graham, this unique expression of self will be made easier and more accessible to a larger audience. Reimagining the world of gifting, Mark and Graham launched in 2012 as an e-commerce and catalog business offering customers a curated selection of high-quality gifts with a personal touch. The Stella Valle Collection of more than 80 stackable bracelets brings a new, one-of-a-kind jewelry offering to Mark and Graham’s assortment. Whether it be a birthstone or initial bracelet, jewelry designed specifically for new moms, or one of the many pieces imprinted with inspiration and empowering quotes, the possibilities for Stella Valle gifting are fraught with endless potential.

“We are extremely selective when choosing our strategic partners, and we could not be more thrilled about our new partnership with Mark and Graham, one we see as a leader in timeless, personalized gifts and accessories. We are confident that Stella Valle will be a great addition to their assortment,” said Paige Dellavalle Walker, CEO of Stella Valle.

The goal is to make Stella Valle gift giving a fun and easy experience, and this partnership will further this mission.

To learn more about the collection, which starts at $39, please visit: https://www.markandgraham.com/stellavalle

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