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    Who You Are Not…

    You are not perfect
    You are not punctual
    You dont keep your promises
    You are not the tallest
    You are not the thinnest
    You are not the best looking
    You dont really like my dog
    You have not promised me anything

    but…

    You understand me
    You inspire me
    You never apologize for who you are
    You make me curious and wonder who I can be

    Thank you for being wonderful and exactly who you are not.
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    That’s why they LOVE lasagna!

    Did you know that men don’t have cellulite? Well I should really say that they hardly have any visible cellulite, but they got it lol. Around 85% of women have some cellulite on their abs, ass, thighs or upper arms… I can’t remember the last time I saw a man with visible cellulite… I don’t think I’ve even seen a man with cellulite…
    If you’re not sure what cellulite is exactly, or how it works, here’s a simple way of looking at it.
    back then “thicker than a snicker” was the ONLY business!!

    Think of your bum as lasagna; the bottom layer is muscle, then comes fat, connective tissue, and finally skin. We (women) have more fat, less connective tissue, and thinner skin than men; making the fat more visible. Men have more connective tissue and thicker skin, making it almost impossible to see… Lucky for us men LOVE lasagna!
    If you didn’t like my lasagna example (how could you not), then maybe you’ll understand something a lilttle more “scientific”… *snore* lol. Cellulite occurs when the fat cells under the skin change shape.
    Often people associate cellulite with being overweight, but I’ve seen tonnes of “in-shape” and skinny people with orange peel thighs… just saying. So what causes cellulite? A number of things including smoking, poor blood circulation, hormones, a fatty diet, and for some it’s even hereditary. What fixes it? Change of diet, drinking more water, lipo,  but sometimes it just doesn’t go away *sorry*.
    So you’re thinking, I’m kind of a cow to be talking about cellulite during the “eat whatever we want” season (Christmas); but I was looking at a certain someone’s body the other day, and I realized that I have NEVER seen even a tiny patch of cellulite on his body… Gosh they have it all. No period. No childbirth. No visible cellulite… *sigh* lol
    ♥B♥
    Happy Holidays!